Shoes?

I don't have a fetish for shoes. When I got out of college I had four pair of them. A pair of slightly tattered jogging shoes... a pair of boots... a pair of dress shoes... and a pair of basketball shoes (never worn anywhere but on the court).

Today, thanks to my wonderful wife, I enjoy the comforts of about ten pair of shoes. 

Tonight we walked through a store I will call three letter shoe warehouse... check these out!

This shoe reminds me of one of those overpriced leather couches you would find in an overpriced department store. Gotta love those brass attachments.

I actually kinda like this shoe... in a plaid skirt sort of way.

I sense a roman theme...

$ bill anyone?

Romans again?

I really don't know what to say about this one!

Wow?

Orthopedic surgeons are kept in business by this shoe!

Hyena skin?

I don't understand the handle? What is the handle for? Maybe I shouldn't ask!

I don't get this shoe. 

I DON'T GET THIS SHOE!

Wait for it... wait for it!

You just paid that price for mint chocolate chip shoes!

Gladiator again! Nice stems.

Wedge below

Hooker
Nice

So... I don't get it... I'm going to clean out my closet!